twerk it.

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monksbigdamnblog:

kincaidinator:

So apparently today at a local middle school, several kids in an 8th grade class distracted a teacher while one of the girls in the class gave a blow job to a boy at the back of the class and he busted all over her face. This didn’t come to light until after that class was dismissed. HOW DOES THAT GO UNNOTICED???

Idk man. I had a dude in my science class jerk his gherkin and wipe it on another guy’s hoody. It stayed there for like a week

FUCK

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eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

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rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

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did-you-kno:

Source

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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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